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Title: Can I get a push?
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 16, 2011, 07:09:18 pm

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: newfie on February 16, 2011, 07:38:07 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: mrsn on February 16, 2011, 07:41:20 pm

Mr. Mike, did you know that I needed a laugh today? I am so glad you posted this!

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Russ C on February 16, 2011, 08:00:31 pm

ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO, Fell out of my chair twice.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Chachi on February 16, 2011, 08:45:36 pm

OMG!!! to funny sad thing is My wife would so make me do that....

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Mainewoods on February 16, 2011, 09:44:54 pm

Wife came running to see what I was laughing so hard about!  Good one! ;D

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: GrayBeard on February 16, 2011, 10:05:50 pm

P L E A S E !

Do not post such things that I may read while drinking my evening cocktail!

Bourbon spouting from the nostrils is a terrible thing!

F U N N Y !!!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Muzzlemike on February 16, 2011, 10:06:21 pm

Good One Mr.Mike .

Mike

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: julief on February 17, 2011, 06:47:49 am

That was great!

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: cameronj on February 17, 2011, 12:24:30 pm

Great one, Mr Mike.
Jim

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Dawie on February 17, 2011, 01:30:27 pm

Thanks Mr Mike. ;D
I even had to laugh more imagining GB bourdon coming out his nostrils. Sorry GB.
David

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Merlin on February 17, 2011, 03:05:14 pm

Oh dear didn't sea that coming at all.

***Merlin***

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 18, 2011, 12:03:38 am

Mr.Mike and GB! to laughs in one post ROFL!

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Gabby on February 18, 2011, 02:47:52 pm

Quote from: Russ C on February 16, 2011, 08:00:31 pm

ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO, Fell out of my chair twice.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Don't you mean out of your swing?  ;D  Gotcha!
Gabby

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: scrollsaw22 on February 18, 2011, 11:19:57 pm

 ;D ;D ;D Think I got as much laughing out of the replies as the original post!!

Title: Re: Can I get a push?
Post by: Gabby on February 19, 2011, 12:31:18 am

Quote from: scrollsaw22 on February 18, 2011, 11:19:57 pm

;D ;D ;D Think I got as much laughing out of the replies as the original post!!

ALWAYS!  ;D
Gabby