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Title: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 14, 2011, 05:02:11 am
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey honey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that."
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Mainewoods on February 14, 2011, 07:29:36 am
I'm a little slow this morning.  Had to read it twice...then I finally got it!  That's how it usually happens, make one innocent remark and.......
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Russ C on February 14, 2011, 07:43:49 am
ROFLMAO.  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: julief on February 14, 2011, 07:58:58 am
That is sooooo WRONG!!!!!
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Chachi on February 14, 2011, 09:30:56 am
This is why I don't golf or do anything that involes a club with the wife.

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 15, 2011, 12:10:56 am
too funny! ROFL!
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: jimbo on February 15, 2011, 12:51:25 am
You are wrong Julie, oops have you an iron in your hand????????????
Jimbo
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Marcellarius on February 15, 2011, 03:13:33 am
Oohhh, Hahaha LOL what great!
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: Dawie on February 15, 2011, 04:55:17 am
 ;D
David
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: marmoh on February 15, 2011, 08:23:38 pm
Oh that was just tooooo funny !!!!!!
Title: Re: Golfing with the wife
Post by: newfie on February 15, 2011, 08:55:42 pm
LOL thats funny.