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Title: The New Employee......
Post by: GrayBeard on February 12, 2011, 08:27:44 pm
 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
 
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
 
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
 
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

  I ' m sorry, he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... ?
 
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Title: Re: The New Employee......
Post by: newfie on February 12, 2011, 08:58:53 pm
LOL thats a good one GB
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Post by: marmoh on February 12, 2011, 09:40:50 pm
Now that was funny   ;D ;D
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Post by: CNLNC on February 12, 2011, 11:51:35 pm
My wife and son are looking at me with the LOOK, since i'm laughing out loud to myself. Thanks GB...good one.
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Post by: Russ C on February 13, 2011, 06:21:46 am
LMAO   :o  :o  :o
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Post by: Marcellarius on February 13, 2011, 07:05:57 am
OOOHHHH LOL  ;D :D ;D
great
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Post by: julief on February 13, 2011, 07:44:05 am
Still laughing!
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Post by: cameronj on February 13, 2011, 04:08:42 pm
That was a great laugh.  Thanks, GB.
Jim
Title: Re: The New Employee......
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 13, 2011, 11:26:14 pm
Hilarious! ROFL!! Lena must be blonde!
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Post by: Mainewoods on February 15, 2011, 07:33:40 am
ROFLMAO!!!!  I missed this one earlier.  That's freakin' funny!!!!!
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Post by: Dawie on February 15, 2011, 11:15:45 am
Still laughing. ;D
David