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Title: "Sumbich"
Post by: GrayBeard on February 09, 2011, 03:46:13 pm

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. 
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion 
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. 
At the height of the party, 
The host said, 'I have a 10 foot 
Man-eating gator in my pool 
And I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! 
Leroy was fighting the gator! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and  flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. 
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. 
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. 
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.   
Finally the host says, 'Well, 
Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 
'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy. 
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' 
No thanks, I don't want it,' 
Answered Leroy. 
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' 
Again Leroy said no. 
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what  do   you want?' 
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: "Sumbich"
Post by: Russ C on February 09, 2011, 04:07:47 pm

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair
Palm trees are growin' and a warm breezes a blowing
I picture myself right there
On Some beach, somewhere.

 :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: "Sumbich"
Post by: Marcellarius on February 09, 2011, 04:43:13 pm

LOL,

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Post by: Rightarm on February 09, 2011, 05:29:05 pm

    That was a good one!   Dave 8)

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Post by: marmoh on February 09, 2011, 07:49:48 pm

Really cute   ::) ::)

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Post by: BilltheDiver on February 10, 2011, 08:23:51 am

One of my favorite songs Rus.  Along with "knee deep in the water somewhere" with Zac Brown and J Buffett.

Title: Re: "Sumbich"
Post by: Chachi on February 10, 2011, 01:01:22 pm

OMG that was funny my buddy Leeroy Jenkins will love this one lol (Leeroy Jenkins is an inside Joke to those who know)

Title: Re: "Sumbich"
Post by: GrayBeard on February 10, 2011, 02:30:00 pm

"HI, my name is tony!
My father is a Beachcomber
That's why everyone calls me...
'Tony, da son o' da beach!"

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: "Sumbich"
Post by: cameronj on February 10, 2011, 03:01:32 pm

Thanks for a great laugh at the end of the workday.
Jim