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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 03:16:10 pm

Title: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 03:16:10 pm

(1)Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

(2)My love fer you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in.

(3)Do you have a library card? Cuz i'd like to check you out.

(4)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

(5)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: mrsn on January 29, 2011, 03:40:13 pm

lol, those are great!

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: Russ C on January 29, 2011, 05:23:46 pm

LMAO.  ;D

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: marmoh on January 29, 2011, 07:33:30 pm

To funny !!!!!!

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: chief on January 29, 2011, 09:39:40 pm

Your finer than a brand new set of snowtires

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: Chachi on January 29, 2011, 10:21:16 pm

To funny....

Title: Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
Post by: Marcellarius on January 30, 2011, 02:25:10 am

LOL, great lines ;D :D ;D