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Title: Blonde Moments
Post by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 02:50:33 pm
I knew a girl that was sooooo blonde that....

She called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 min. looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She triped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

She thought meow mix was a cd for cats.

When she missed bus 44 she took bus 22 twice instead.

Title: Re: Blonde Moments
Post by: Dawie on January 29, 2011, 03:46:59 pm
 ;D
David
Title: Re: Blonde Moments
Post by: Merlin on January 29, 2011, 03:49:32 pm
Well what can you say about that.

***Merlin***
Title: Re: Blonde Moments
Post by: Russ C on January 29, 2011, 05:22:16 pm
Oh my, my, my. I have a feeling you are going to catch allot of flack from that. LOL  ::)
Title: Re: Blonde Moments
Post by: marmoh on January 29, 2011, 07:34:53 pm
Thanks for the jokes...needed a laugh today.
Title: Re: Blonde Moments
Post by: Marcellarius on January 30, 2011, 02:31:40 am
no comments, just a LOL  ;D