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Title: The Parrot and the Magician.....
Post by: GrayBeard on January 28, 2011, 12:33:43 am

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat."

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean.

With the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day then another and another.

After a week the parrot said...

OK dammit, I give up!
Where the hell is the BOAT?

Title: Re: The Parrot and the Magician.....
Post by: julief on January 28, 2011, 07:49:57 am

Where's the boat?  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Title: Re: The Parrot and the Magician.....
Post by: Dawie on January 28, 2011, 09:25:45 am

LOL ;D
David

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Post by: Russ C on January 28, 2011, 10:20:38 am

Poly wants a boat, Poly wants a boat. LOL  ;D

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Post by: Marcellarius on January 28, 2011, 10:23:27 am

LOL, !!

Title: Re: The Parrot and the Magician.....
Post by: dgman on January 28, 2011, 11:16:41 pm

The boat is under the table! ::)

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Post by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 11:55:34 am

The boat is in the Magicians hat! Lol!