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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on January 26, 2011, 06:16:13 pm

Title: "The KISS"
Post by: GrayBeard on January 26, 2011, 06:16:13 pm

      A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm going to commit  suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
    opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
    Kiss?"

    So, she does.

     

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"

     

     

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

~~~GrayBeard~~~

 

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: Russ C on January 26, 2011, 09:05:04 pm

LMAO  :D ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: Mainewoods on January 27, 2011, 07:48:59 am

Too funny!  You got me with that one GB! ;D

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: Chachi on January 27, 2011, 01:33:10 pm

OMG TO FUNNY GB LMAOOOOOO!!!

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: cameronj on January 27, 2011, 07:29:54 pm

Thanks GB.  That was a great laugh.

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: Marcellarius on January 28, 2011, 11:18:06 am

Hahahaha
didn't saw that coming.

Title: Re: "The KISS"
Post by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 11:51:12 am

Oh! That was good! If i was that biker i would have pushed that, that. I think you get my point. Lol! That was funny!