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Title: Irish Burial....
Post by: GrayBeard on January 21, 2011, 02:26:38 am

Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent, all his life, to Bury him at sea when he died.. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the Boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in A burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer Enuff out, Paddy?' Without a word Paddy slips over the side only to Find himself standing

in water up to his knees. 'Dis'll never do, Mick. Let's row some more.' After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side Again but the water is only up to his belly, so They row on. Again Mick asks Paddy, 'Do yer tink dis is fer Enuff out Paddy?' Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost Immediately says, 'No dis'll neva do.' The water was only up to his chest. So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy Slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is Really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for breath. 'Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?' .'Aye it 'tis,' said Paddy, 'now hand me de Shovel.'

Thanks, jimbo!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: Marcellarius on January 21, 2011, 04:26:32 am

great! didn't know where it was going to,
..... hand me the shovel..... hahahaha

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: Merlin on January 21, 2011, 05:29:14 am

well well well, thats a good'n.

***Merlin***

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: Mainewoods on January 21, 2011, 07:16:57 am

 :D

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Post by: marmoh on January 21, 2011, 11:30:16 am

Wasn't expecting that ending...too funny.

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: boxmaker on January 21, 2011, 12:17:38 pm

Kept my interest, never expected that. Good one GB.

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: Russ C on January 21, 2011, 01:32:48 pm

 :D ;D :D

Title: Re: Irish Burial....
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on January 22, 2011, 12:07:36 am

LOL didn't see it coming good one GB