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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on January 19, 2011, 02:22:32 pm

Title: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: GrayBeard on January 19, 2011, 02:22:32 pm: A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: marmoh on January 19, 2011, 07:44:31 pm: Too funny...thanks for the laugh.
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: Rapid Roger on January 19, 2011, 08:54:27 pm: Thank you GB. I think you are OK too.

Rog
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on January 19, 2011, 11:59:26 pm: Laughing at every line!
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: Marcellarius on January 20, 2011, 06:14:25 am: thats funny GB, I could almost smell it 8)
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: Russ C on January 20, 2011, 08:22:11 am: ROFLMAO ;D
Title: Re: "A Fart".....for all the old ones here present!
Post by: jdbcarving on January 20, 2011, 08:05:08 pm: That's stinky!!