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Title: Texting for Seniors
Post by: Mr.Mike on December 20, 2010, 12:42:40 am

Texting for Seniors

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: Russ C on December 20, 2010, 06:42:02 am

LMAO. Good one there Mike. I will have to print and remember them.   :D

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: termite on December 20, 2010, 10:41:38 pm

yes i liked that

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: GrayBeard on December 20, 2010, 10:59:11 pm

Are you picking on SENIORS, Mike???

Laughed all the way thru it!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: jimbo on December 21, 2010, 01:23:28 am

I cant remember the ABc let alone that
Jimbo

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: Mr.Mike on December 21, 2010, 03:13:05 pm

GB, I'm not picking on seniors. I'm a proud card carrying A.A.R.P. member. This list really helps when texting my kids, too bad I can't remember any of them. Heck, I can't remember where I left my phone.

                MIKE