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Title: The "Bacon Tree"....
Post by: GrayBeard on December 08, 2010, 06:37:45 pm
This might have been posted but still funny!
 

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. 

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...

Bet you tried the 'accent' didn't you!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: The "Bacon Tree"....
Post by: jimbo on December 08, 2010, 06:45:18 pm
Yeh rite, still makes me laugh
Jimbo
Title: Re: The "Bacon Tree"....
Post by: Russ C on December 08, 2010, 09:17:21 pm
It's still funny no matter how many times you read it. LOL  ::)