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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on December 02, 2010, 06:23:28 pm

Title: What a "Real Woman" does......
Post by: GrayBeard on December 02, 2010, 06:23:28 pm
 *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*


A real woman is a man's best friend.

 

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

 
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.


She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

 

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

 

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .
 






No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.


~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: What a "Real Woman" does......
Post by: dgman on December 02, 2010, 06:38:13 pm
Yeah GB, As I was reading, I was thinking That's not my wife! ::)
Title: Re: What a "Real Woman" does......
Post by: dunk on December 02, 2010, 08:00:37 pm
Perfect. ;)
Title: Re: What a "Real Woman" does......
Post by: Russ C on December 02, 2010, 08:13:46 pm
My buddy beer. LOL  ;D