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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 21, 2010, 12:18:14 am

Title: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: GrayBeard on November 21, 2010, 12:18:14 am
Things you can say on Thanksgiving that would get you 'slapped' at any other time!

Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
That's one terrific spread!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Thanks...Bob!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: Rightarm on November 21, 2010, 01:00:32 am
     baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'd still get slapped! Dave 8)
Title: Re: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: GrayBeard on November 21, 2010, 01:44:36 am
Obviously, you Dave, have a 'reputation'!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: Rightarm on November 21, 2010, 07:56:08 pm
   Kind of! Dave 8)
Title: Re: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: dankc908 on November 22, 2010, 06:52:37 am
I'll bet the holidays are fun at your house -  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This just in from my "Atlanta" friend....
Post by: Dawie on November 22, 2010, 08:09:44 am
Lol.
David