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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 13, 2010, 12:16:15 pm

Title: Gas...an embarrassment!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 13, 2010, 12:16:15 pm

From "Maxine"!

I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Post by: termite on November 13, 2010, 12:21:33 pm

wonderful thanks GB

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Post by: dgman on November 13, 2010, 01:18:25 pm

I can just hear it now, pooting to the beat! ::)

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Post by: Dawie on November 13, 2010, 01:39:47 pm

 ;D LOL.
David

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Post by: Russ C on November 13, 2010, 07:47:11 pm

Pooting to Symphony No. 5 In C Minor. LOL  ::)

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Post by: Marcellarius on November 14, 2010, 02:05:46 pm

Excellent!!  hahahaha  ;D :D ;D

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Post by: heiko rettberg on November 14, 2010, 02:08:03 pm

greate  :D            :D  :D

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Post by: jimbo on November 15, 2010, 08:54:20 pm

It must have been loud
Jimbo

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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on November 16, 2010, 12:33:20 am

Laughing and crying! Funny, funny, funny!

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Post by: Marcellarius on November 16, 2010, 11:09:00 am

my daughter was laughing over and over again for more then 45 minutes......