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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dragonlord85 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:21 pm

Title: Racism
Post by: Dragonlord85 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:21 pm

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "racism" these days.
 
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
 
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
 
The guy, (clearly offended), says, "Well, yes I am.  But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?  If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't."
 
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish when I asked where the Polish sausage was?"
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Title: Re: Racism
Post by: WigWag Workshop on November 10, 2010, 06:27:53 am

 ;D Thanks for the morning laugh!  ;D

Title: Re: Racism
Post by: Russ C on November 10, 2010, 06:40:06 am

"Because you're in Home Depot."   LMAO   ::)
 

Title: Re: Racism
Post by: Marcellarius on November 11, 2010, 04:27:38 am

LOL,  ;D

Title: Re: Racism
Post by: northie66 on November 12, 2010, 04:40:37 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Racism
Post by: grampa on November 12, 2010, 04:51:45 pm

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