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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 09, 2010, 09:08:29 am

Title: Giving up Chocolate! (for the 'girls')
Post by: GrayBeard on November 09, 2010, 09:08:29 am
Giving Up Chocolate

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
 
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,  'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of   dinner?' 
 
'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the   homeless woman told me.
 
'Will you use it to go shopping instead  of buying food?' I asked.
 
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the  homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay   alive.'
 
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' 

I asked.
 
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't  had my hair done in 20 years!'
 
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to  give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with  my husband and me tonight.'
 
The  homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for  doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'   
 
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.' 

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Giving up Chocolate! (for the 'girls')
Post by: Rapid Roger on November 09, 2010, 09:49:07 am
Now, THAT is a really GOOD one!! :D :D :D
I really enjoyed that!

Rog
Title: Re: Giving up Chocolate! (for the 'girls')
Post by: Marcellarius on November 09, 2010, 12:23:10 pm
excellent! .... I guess?
Title: Re: Giving up Chocolate! (for the 'girls')
Post by: Russ C on November 09, 2010, 06:03:45 pm
LOL. My wife has spends her money on what she wants. I have my own money in my own accounts.  8)
Title: Re: Giving up Chocolate! (for the 'girls')
Post by: mrsn on November 10, 2010, 09:59:26 pm
Thanks, That made me laugh today.