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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 06, 2010, 11:42:43 am
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I never knew this.
Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will
mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
members of the family and social circle have been
known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."
You really didn't believe that I know
anything about penguins, did you!
~~~GB~~~
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I think that one was posted before. LOL 8)
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Yup, it was! Still funny though!
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i've never seen it before. keep it up GB
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I like the joke, but you asked a question and I still don't know the answer....... :D