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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 01, 2010, 02:55:13 pm

Title: The Ten Commandments....RedNeck version!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 01, 2010, 02:55:13 pm

Ten Commandments
 
Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments.. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.
So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....
No Joke!!! (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).
 
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself ta Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another feller's woman
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' after yer buddy's stuff
 
Now that's plain an' simple.

Y'all have a nice day!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: The Ten Commandments....RedNeck version!
Post by: Dawie on November 01, 2010, 03:28:14 pm

That's in words everybody can understand. Nice find GB.
David

Title: Re: The Ten Commandments....RedNeck version!
Post by: Russ C on November 01, 2010, 08:20:17 pm

Looks like plain ole english to me. LOL  8)

Title: Re: The Ten Commandments....RedNeck version!
Post by: dgman on November 01, 2010, 09:25:20 pm

Heck, even I understand that! ::)

Title: Re: The Ten Commandments....RedNeck version!
Post by: Marcellarius on November 03, 2010, 11:54:12 am

short, simple and true

verry nice!