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Title: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: Russ C on October 25, 2010, 06:53:53 am

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,
'Cause I didn't feel quite right.

All those aches and pains annoyed me.
And I couldn't sleep at night.

He could find no real disorder
But he wouldn't let it rest.

What with Medicare and Blue Cross,
We would do a couple tests.

To the hospital he sent me
Though I didn't feel that bad.

He arranged for them to give me
Every test that could be had.

I was fluoroscoped and cystoscoped,
My aging frame displayed.

Stripped, on an ice cold table,
While my gizzards were x-rayed.

I was checked for worms and parasites,
For fungus and the crud,

While they pierced me with long needles
Taking samples of my blood.

Doctors came to check me over,
Probed and pushed and poked around,

And to make sure I was living
They then wired me for sound.

They have finally concluded,
Their results have filled a page.

What I have will someday kill me;
My affliction is OLD AGE!!!

 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: julief on October 25, 2010, 07:01:14 am

Excellent, Russ!

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: Kepy on October 25, 2010, 09:01:24 am

Amen.

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 25, 2010, 09:38:58 am

If it weren't so damn true it would be FUNNY!

But I ain't giving up yet, brothers and sisters!
I will just keep on a sawin' until I get blisters

Got too much 'scrolling to do'...
And lots of other things too!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: Dawie on October 25, 2010, 01:48:59 pm

Nice one Russ.
David

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: jimbo on October 26, 2010, 01:39:04 am

I mowed 8 lawns today and I feel just like that, I've since have a few beers and dinner and am not to bad, wont be long out of the sack tonight
Jimbo

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: Joesawdust on October 26, 2010, 10:07:23 pm

I feel a case of that coming on too, seems to get closer every day

Title: Re: My Aching Back, Shoulder, Knee !!!!!
Post by: boxmaker on October 27, 2010, 03:07:51 am

That's a good one Russ.

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