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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Chase on October 22, 2010, 03:16:17 pm
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Learn from your elders
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over
on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Submitted by Chase
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There it is again....
Don't Mess With Seniors!
~~~GB~~~
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Hey GB, Didn't you post this one a couple of weeks ago?
Still funny the second time!
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NOPE...that is a "Chase Original"!
Thanks to my buddy Chase....
~~~GB~~~
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Chase your forgetting which jokes you post. Your getting as bad as GB LOL. :D I think you both do it to get more posts. ::)
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Most Posts?
What's the PRIZE?
I know...A week in Judy's Workshop!!!!
~~~GB~~~
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Ok but you got to clean it first. :D I just killed that old second hand stool that I have been using. The seat was made out of what we refer to as pressed horse poop. (sometimes you can see the oats in it). My friendly bar owner help tear it apart in the back of the bar (it is slow in the mornings). then I went home and built a new
2 inch thick wood seat. Back to the bar where we put it all back together again. Had two crown and cokes and a fixed stool.
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Judy?
Is that stool in the bar or in the shop? Or does it travel with you?
OR is the BAR in your shop? (nice!)
~~~GB~~~
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Some of you may have seen this one in your emails.
I have received it from three people in the last week.
~~~GB~~~