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Title: Suspicious Wife
Post by: Russ C on October 22, 2010, 07:03:53 am

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed. Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her. After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.

 :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Suspicious Wife
Post by: Dawie on October 22, 2010, 02:26:17 pm

Serves her right. ;D
David

Title: Re: Suspicious Wife
Post by: dgman on October 22, 2010, 07:31:23 pm

So, did the chauffeur get lucky?

Title: Re: Suspicious Wife
Post by: GrayBeard on October 22, 2010, 07:51:49 pm

I heard they were just in the wrong bed together!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Suspicious Wife
Post by: Russ C on October 22, 2010, 08:14:33 pm

Since I told the joke, sure he did. She also has more places she wants to go now.  :o