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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Chase on October 12, 2010, 04:17:28 pm
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Hope this hasn't been around before.
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier." Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room and said, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes, answered the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk??
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
Submitted by Chase
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That is TRUE Male Sensitivity!!!
Loved it and it is on its way to many others!
~~~GB~~~
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LMAO. "carries a golf bag while we walk??" I would be surprised if he got out alive. ::)
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Thats when the fight started! ::)
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"Male Sensitivity" is an oxymoron.
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I guess you have never known a real man Janet! :o
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I agree Dan!
She's just been around the wrong kind of guys too long!
BTW don't forget to pick up the flowers on your way home tomorrow!
~~~GB~~~
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Did that tonight!
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Dan.....
When I worked in downtown St. Louis I parked in a garage that had a 'farmer's market' on the street level. 10 years of passing thru there twice a day I got to know some of the vendors pretty well. One was a woman who had a flower stand and she got in the habit of stopping me about three or four times a month on my way home. She would just hand me a rolled up newspaper page cone with flowers in it. Her only comment would be "Your're due!" and I would go on my way and present my wife with unexpected flowers.
I never had to stop and pay the ol' girl 'cause she knew I was in a hurry to get home. Then all of a sudden she would stop me unexpectedly one evening and hand me a piece of paper with the amount I owed her. It was never questioned and and I always paid her immediately and added a nice 'gratuity'.
Too bad I caught that wife having an affair with one of the dentists she worked with!
Oh Well!!!
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Oh man GB! What a bummer :o I hope that wasn't the same dentist you made that plaque for!
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No Dan...that dentist was a close associate of her father's!
The dentist I made the plaque for is about the same age as my youngest son!
~~~GB~~~
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They guy proberbly never saw his golf clubs again. LOL.
Bummer GB, but what a thoughtfull lady at the market, you don't find people like that often.
David.
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Now my wife has not golfed with me so she has not had to carry my bag. Now my tool bag.... :D