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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 12, 2010, 12:58:36 pm

Title: "True American" humor!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 12, 2010, 12:58:36 pm
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE!
If you feel the same, pass this on to your True Americanfriends.
Y'all know who they are...


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: "True American" humor!
Post by: julief on October 12, 2010, 02:08:58 pm
AMEN!!!
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Post by: kp91 on October 12, 2010, 02:12:02 pm
Awesome!
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Post by: Russ C on October 12, 2010, 02:12:57 pm
Why can't we call it American Redneck Humor?  ::)
That's what I R.   ;)
Title: Re: "True American" humor!
Post by: Dragonlord85 on October 12, 2010, 03:35:05 pm
It would be nice if more people held these beleifs to be true today. Unfortunately many do not and it is a shame.

Thanks, GB
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Post by: Kepy on October 12, 2010, 06:57:42 pm
Amen Brother!
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Post by: northie66 on October 12, 2010, 08:25:50 pm
AMEN!
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Post by: Judy Hunter on October 12, 2010, 09:56:46 pm
Spoken true.
It will go on to all the people I have contact with.
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Post by: Reaper on October 12, 2010, 11:26:15 pm
I hope to see the day when all that is true. When we could live it and not try to convince others.
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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on October 14, 2010, 12:26:49 am
It all used to be true. We need to go back to it. Except the sir and Mr. part, when it is addressed to me, I have to look around just to make sure it is me! :o