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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 11, 2010, 03:30:47 pm
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UNIVERSAL LAWS
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
~~~GB~~~
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very nice GB, there's a lot of murphy content in those laws!
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The phone one happens all the time especially when a toll call is made
Jimbo
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Hey GB, Like Marcel said, Those are all Murphy's Laws! I often say That someday I'm going to write a book on all the Murphy's Laws that have pertained to me. someday!
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I would say #2 happens to me allot. :D
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Ye Russ #2 happens quite a lot around here too.
David