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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 08, 2010, 07:19:47 pm

Title: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 08, 2010, 07:19:47 pm: I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished.
This morning, I finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the Percocet, some Doritos, & a box of chocolate.

You have no idea how freaking CALM I feel right now.

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: boxmaker on October 08, 2010, 09:35:23 pm: Ahhh breathe in.... breathe out....

Mark
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: dgman on October 08, 2010, 10:19:31 pm: Hey GB, Saw that on an other forum. The Mods frowned on it because of the alcohol and drugs reference.
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: Russ C on October 08, 2010, 10:22:37 pm: I bet the other forums would turn up there nose to the poop jokes posted to. LOL ::)
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 09, 2010, 02:36:51 am: If anyone is offended let them speak and i will refrain from posting.

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: Marcellarius on October 09, 2010, 01:49:52 pm: LOL HAHAHA

the next thing after reading the posts is opening the cabinet and finishing some unfinished work! ;D

or shall I start a new thing 8)
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: julief on October 09, 2010, 04:52:27 pm: GB, if any are offended - they need only to stay out of the coffee shop. I believe we all have that option. I get up between 4 and 5 every morning and can't wait to see what you and Chase have posted. I come back to the computer several times each morning until I have had my chuckle.
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: dankc908 on October 09, 2010, 07:56:28 pm: GB - if anyone is offended then they are the ones who need to follow Dr. Oz' advice and your example!
Title: Re: Calmness in our lives!
Post by: northie66 on October 09, 2010, 09:07:01 pm: Hehehehe... cute. I like the way alcohol makes me feel... but aside from beer, I hate the flavor. They need to make it in pill form. ;)