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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 04, 2010, 01:50:59 pm
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A man is stumbling through the woods
totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher
grabs him and dunks him in the river.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer,
dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out
of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk i n the water
again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The
preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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LOL ;D'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Love this and to think we had a baptism service yesterday, should have known it then.
David
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Hey Dawie. just as well you didn't know it then......you would have snorted. or at least I would have. :)
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LOL I can just imagine you telling it to them David. I wonder if it would have been laughs or frowns ??? LOL
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LOL :D ;D :D
Have you found Jesus...
glad that they don't ask question in our church when we have a baptism service....
otherwise I see myself laughing out loud before the dip 8)