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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on September 30, 2010, 09:42:04 pm
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These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.
All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic rings to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It is impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
~~~GB~~~
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Me and the bird are both laughing. HA HA HA !!!!!
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My heart bleeds for teachers. I subbed for a few years and my hat goes off to them. The things they would love to say, but cant.
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LOL, I use #11 myself sometimes. They are all good. ;D
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great statements, have to remember some of them......
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;D LOL