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Title: Sick Joke
Post by: northie66 on September 26, 2010, 05:53:57 pm

Q - What's a math teacher do when he's constipated?

A - He works it out with a pencil.

LMAO!  I'm a sick woman I tell ya!

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: dgman on September 26, 2010, 07:27:05 pm

I know you colored your hair today Janet, Are you sure it's not really blond under there?

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: jimbo on September 27, 2010, 01:36:24 am

OH
Jimbo

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: yyyyyguy on September 27, 2010, 09:15:02 am

yeah - i think i've heard of that math teacher - used to go by the name  "THE DIARREA KID", wrote that book called "SLIPPERY SADDLE"  :D

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: northie66 on September 27, 2010, 07:38:06 pm

hahaha yyyyyguy!

Well, my joke went over like a fart in church.  ha!

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: Russ C on September 27, 2010, 08:09:12 pm

More like a poot in a space suit.  :o

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: northie66 on September 27, 2010, 08:31:57 pm

Like a cup of cold spit.

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: dgman on September 27, 2010, 08:45:20 pm

Or like peeing in a wetsuit.

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: boxmaker on September 29, 2010, 07:43:07 pm

Hey Yyyyyguy When you mentioned the book I thought of another book,
Yellow River by I. P. Daily. Ha Ha Ha

                                                   Mark

                                           

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: Rapid Roger on September 29, 2010, 09:54:22 pm

Mark,
A more apt one for this post might be, "Underneath the Bleachers" by Semore Butts.

Rog

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: jimbo on September 30, 2010, 01:46:09 am

Not a fart in church Janet it is in a bottle, at least you can keep it
Jimbo