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Title: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: GrayBeard on September 25, 2010, 10:29:48 am

A man owned a small farm.
The  Labor Department determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent
investigator out to interview him.
 
 
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded
investigator.
 
 
"Well," replied farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
 
 
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week
plus free room and board."
 
 
"Then there's the halfwit.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all work around here. He makes about $10 a week.
He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey
every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
 
 
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.
 
 
"That would be me," replied the farmer.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: northie66 on September 25, 2010, 11:08:51 am

hahahaha!  hilarious!

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: julief on September 25, 2010, 12:46:12 pm

Ain't it the truth!

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: Rapid Roger on September 25, 2010, 04:02:01 pm

More truth than ficton there!
If you have ever had your own business you would know.

Rog

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: Russ C on September 25, 2010, 04:05:22 pm

LOL good one the GB. I've been the halfwit before. 8)

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: Marcellarius on September 26, 2010, 02:27:23 pm

"thats me"  the halfwit .... LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: The Farmer and the Labor Department....
Post by: Dawie on September 26, 2010, 02:46:01 pm

Another great one GB. ;D
David