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Title: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Last of This Series
Post by: Chase on September 25, 2010, 09:27:31 am

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
 
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
 
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
 
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
 
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Last of This Series
Post by: julief on September 25, 2010, 10:05:20 am

Have really enjoyed the series of puns.  Thank you for posting them.

Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Last of This Series
Post by: termite on September 25, 2010, 12:17:33 pm

i also enjoyed them