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Title: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition
Post by: Chase on September 23, 2010, 09:39:35 am

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
 
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
 
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

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Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition
Post by: julief on September 23, 2010, 10:40:06 am

Funny, Chase.  I just looked at your website.  My dad was an Army pilot, too.

Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition
Post by: Russ C on September 23, 2010, 10:53:23 am

Reading the one with the wooden leg reminded me of my poor brother. He has some of the worst luck. I told him one day if he had a wooden leg it would have termites. LOL  :o

Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition
Post by: northie66 on September 23, 2010, 04:01:03 pm

I liked the "poultry in motion" one.  hehehe.

Title: Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition
Post by: Dawie on September 24, 2010, 04:09:45 am

Thanks Chase  :D. Like this.
David