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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on September 22, 2010, 04:29:49 pm
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The Sheer Nightgown....
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral, Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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LMAO. Open mouth insert foot. LOL
Good one GB.
Must be feeling better posting jokes again.
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very funny!!
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LMAO!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Priceless.....Paul ;D
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LOL! ;D
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still laughing
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;D Welcome back GB. LOL.
David