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Title: Friday's Humor
Post by: Chase on September 17, 2010, 09:44:19 am

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
 Been living with for the last 40 years.
 
 The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
 That were used to put the curse on you.'
 
 The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

Submitted by Chase

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: dgman on September 17, 2010, 11:22:51 am

Hey Chase, I take it your not "happily" married! ::)

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: julief on September 17, 2010, 11:32:43 am

He doesn't need a wizzard - he needs a divorce court!

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: Russ C on September 17, 2010, 11:54:06 am

LMAO, another good one there Chase.   :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: Rightarm on September 17, 2010, 12:33:19 pm

    I try to use "Love and Obey", doesn't work! Dave 8)

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: Marcellarius on September 17, 2010, 12:34:16 pm

it's not the curse that is the problem,
He forgot to mention that he said "I DO" to activate the curse ;D

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: Chase on September 17, 2010, 01:12:00 pm

Actually we have been doing very well for many years.  Have two sons, 44 and 53 (we were 8 when we had him) the 2d one was born the year the tv broke.  LOL

Chase

Title: Re: Friday's Humor
Post by: Dawie on September 19, 2010, 12:47:41 pm

LOL Chase
David