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Title: Thursday's Humor
Post by: Chase on September 16, 2010, 09:37:40 am
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!  In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.  One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!  In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!  Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!  I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
 
Submitted by Chase
Title: Re: Thursday's Humor
Post by: Russ C on September 16, 2010, 10:43:09 am
LMAO, don't tell my wife about Tide.  ::)
Title: Re: Thursday's Humor
Post by: julief on September 16, 2010, 02:24:27 pm
I got that one in my e-mail a while back and could not stop laughing.  Thanks for the replay.  HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Title: Re: Thursday's Humor
Post by: Dawie on September 16, 2010, 04:00:50 pm
 ;D Thanks Chase.
David
Title: Re: Thursday's Humor
Post by: northie66 on September 16, 2010, 08:46:02 pm
I make my own laundry soap. It's cheap and it works!  I make 4 gals at a time.  ;D

You don't need to get stains out when you make it look like an accident.  8)
Title: Re: Thursday's Humor
Post by: Marcellarius on September 18, 2010, 04:29:39 am
 :D ;D :D funny!