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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on September 15, 2010, 09:23:11 pm
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?Will you marry me??
The Princess said ?NO!?
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and always left the toilet seat up.
The End
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Yeh rite
Jimbo
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I always love a happy ending. (Wiping a tear from my cheek.)
Rog
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Yeah but is he happy? ::)
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If he wasn't by then nothing could make him happy. LOL ::)
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After 49 years who wants freedom, come on girls help me out
Jimbo
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What a sad, sad, story.
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EXCELLENT !!!! GB
LOL : this one hurts my stomach
I love a good fairytale!
when is the movie ready, should be a blockbuster!
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Just goes to show how much smarter the woman he asked was than him. Who wants to marry a delusional boob with such thoughts of grandure. Everyone knows a guy needs a woman to make his life complete but a woman can do it on her own. :D
alone is good but together is better
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Nice fairy tale GB, but I tend to agree with Judy here ;)
David
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Did you ever notice when the woman dies first the man soon follows? But yet when the man dies first the woman lives a long time without him. Kinda makes you wonder who needs who, huh guys. ;D
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In my volunteer work I get to visit a lot of 'retirement' centers and I always ask the administrator what the ratio of women to men is and almost across the board it runs about 7 women to each man.
If a guy goes into one of those places and is fairly healthy and the least bit attractive the women literally fight over getting close to him.
I was talking to one older guy recently and he said he hates it when they have 'dances'! He is worn out for three days afterward!!! And he said God forbid he should be 'sexually active'!
A geriatric social worker friend told me that one of the rising problems in 'retirement centers' is STD's!!!!
~~~GB~~~
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OH EWWWWWW :P
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We recently had to put my brother-in-law in a retirement home. He's loving it. He has been living alone for a long time and the attention he gets from the ladies is overwhelming. Buddy was a bit of a womanizer in his younger days and seems to have hit the jackpot. Odds are 10 to 1 in his home.
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You know they do it you just don't talk about it.
"OH EWWWWWW" you got that right Judy. Gross me out. :P :P :P