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Title: woman trouble's
Post by: woodworker on September 15, 2010, 03:51:42 am
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door,
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously
embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in
the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: julief on September 15, 2010, 07:00:43 am
Oh, My!  Too Funny!
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Russ C on September 15, 2010, 07:14:59 am
You might be a redneck if,,,,,,
LOL funny.   :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Judy Hunter on September 15, 2010, 09:45:43 am
Now THAT  was a visual  :D
I watched it happen in my mind then laughed my self silly.
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: dgman on September 15, 2010, 07:37:52 pm
So Judy, Was it good for you? ::)
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Judy Hunter on September 15, 2010, 07:43:15 pm
Well....I had an awful urge to stick a dollar bill somewhere.  HA!! :D
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: GrayBeard on September 15, 2010, 07:46:54 pm
Gee, Judy!

Do they have that kind of place in North Dakota too????

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Marcellarius on September 16, 2010, 09:31:32 am
hahaha  :D
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Judy Hunter on September 16, 2010, 10:29:10 am
Yes they have male dancers here too.  But they have to be careful because if there is a knothole in the barn floor sometimes their canes get caught and they fall over. If those fancy dancers need a walker it can kinda distract from the whole thing.  They had to put a stop to the strippers going all they way because they had trouble with one ones on depends not knowing what was in the diapers for old people.
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: dgman on September 16, 2010, 07:04:24 pm
Judy, Judy, Judy, You are a treasure!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: woman trouble's
Post by: Russ C on September 16, 2010, 10:45:11 pm
LMAO. Oh My. Great one there Judy.  :o  :o  :o