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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on September 14, 2010, 10:46:09 am

Title: The Magistrate....
Post by: GrayBeard on September 14, 2010, 10:46:09 am

The 'drunk' was hauled into the courtroom and placed before the Magistrate.

The Magistrate said, "Have you ever been up before me before?"

The 'drunk' replied..."Gee Judge, I don't know. What time do you get up?"

<rimshot>

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The Magistrate....
Post by: Dawie on September 14, 2010, 02:33:16 pm

 ;D Nice one GB.
David

Title: Re: The Magistrate....
Post by: Russ C on September 14, 2010, 02:57:25 pm

LOL. Now that's a Contempt charge.  :o

Title: Re: The Magistrate....
Post by: Marcellarius on September 15, 2010, 02:24:03 am

hahaha :D