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Title: Crocodile shoes
Post by: Wandascroller on September 09, 2010, 05:15:27 am
A blonde was on holiday and driving through
 
Darwin.   She desperately wanted to take home a pair of
 
genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices
 
the local vendors were asking.  After becoming very frustrated with the
 
"no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
 
shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile,
 
so I can get a pair of shoes for free".
 
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,
 
"Little lady, just go and give it a try"!
 
The blonde headed out toward the river,
 
determined to catch a crocodile!
 
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
 
home, he pulls over  to the side of the bank where he spots the same
 
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
 
Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming
 
rapidly toward her.  With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the
 
creature and hauls it onto the slimey banks of the river. Lying nearby
 
were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
 
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
 
silent amazement.
 
The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc onto
 
its back.  Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great
 
frustration, she shouts out........
 
" S@#$, S@#$, S@#$, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO"!
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Post by: julief on September 09, 2010, 06:17:10 am
Great one, Wanda!
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Post by: Russ C on September 09, 2010, 06:48:29 am
OMG, LMAO, That's good.  :o  :o  :o
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Post by: GrayBeard on September 09, 2010, 12:03:58 pm
She really should have called "Mick Dundee"!

Thanks for the laugh, Wanda!

~~~GB~~~
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Post by: Marcellarius on September 09, 2010, 12:44:16 pm
LOL....  ;D :D ;D
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Post by: jimbo on September 09, 2010, 06:45:27 pm
Good for a laugh Wanda, is she still there
Jimbo
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Post by: boxmaker on September 09, 2010, 09:49:32 pm
Good one Wanda.

                                          Mark
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Post by: northie66 on September 10, 2010, 06:42:28 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Judy Hunter on September 10, 2010, 10:32:08 am
Didn't see that coming  :D Thanks for my morning chuckle.
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Post by: Dawie on September 14, 2010, 06:31:23 am
Very nice Wanda, still chuckling ;D
David