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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Wandascroller on September 09, 2010, 05:15:27 am
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A blonde was on holiday and driving through
Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of
genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices
the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile,
so I can get a pair of shoes for free".
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,
"Little lady, just go and give it a try"!
The blonde headed out toward the river,
determined to catch a crocodile!
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
home, he pulls over to the side of the bank where he spots the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the
creature and hauls it onto the slimey banks of the river. Lying nearby
were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc onto
its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out........
" S@#$, S@#$, S@#$, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO"!
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Great one, Wanda!
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OMG, LMAO, That's good. :o :o :o
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She really should have called "Mick Dundee"!
Thanks for the laugh, Wanda!
~~~GB~~~
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LOL.... ;D :D ;D
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Good for a laugh Wanda, is she still there
Jimbo
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Good one Wanda.
Mark
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Didn't see that coming :D Thanks for my morning chuckle.
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Very nice Wanda, still chuckling ;D
David