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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on September 07, 2010, 01:44:13 pm
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
~~~GB~~
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Great one, GB!
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very nice, can imagine all these things ;D
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Like it GB.
David
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Only three of those would have been true in my childhood. LOL 8)
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Only three of those would have been true in my childhood. LOL 8)
I hope for you that the polka-dot underwear isn't one of them 8)