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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Chase on September 03, 2010, 02:37:28 pm
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IT'S JUST NOT MY DAY ! ! ! ! !
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Submitted by Chase
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Hey Chase, I'm so sorry you had such a bad day! ::)
That's a good one, very funny!
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Good one Chase. I would have loved to see the look on the bikers face. LOL ::)
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That would help your day a lot, good one Chase
Jimbo
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;D Nice one chase.
David
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Funny
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It is bad enough when Chase sneaks into my JOKE files and steals my jokes but when he POSTS ones that I posted before that is really getting mean! <BG>
If I remember correctly I posted this one a couple months ago but at my age the memory might not be working fully!!!
~~~GB~~~
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Well GB, we're all old... so it's a new joke to all of us! ;)
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Janet, your the youngest old fart here! ::)
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Dan...THAT is the kind of "ol' fart" I would like to meet a "Closing Time!"
~~~GB~~~
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Why does it have always have to be a trouble making biker? How do you know it wasn't a trouble making old lady, or a florist, bag boy at the Piggly Wiggly, Meter Maid? I give up. Dave ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I take it your a biker Dave?
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I will tell you now...
IF I have to be "Politically Correct" on this GROOUP...
I'm Outta HERE!!!!
~~~GB~~~
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GB, where did that come from?? Take a chill pill. I think Dave was just joking. 8)
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JOKING!
So was I!!!!!!!
If I get SERIOUS about something The whole GROUP will know it!
Hugzzzzzzzzzzzzz to ALL!
~~~GB~~~
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Just kidding GB. Don't be mad! Dave ;D
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I may not be as old as some of you, but I suffer from some serious CRS (Can't Remember Sh*t).
One day I punished my teenage daughter for something she did. I said, "No tv for a week." She smiled and said, "You won't remember." I had to laugh.
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No tv for a week. Wow thats terrible. You should be ashamed of youself Janet. Making that poor girl suffer like that. I wish my mother would have thought of that, instead of the piece of Hot Wheel track that she was using to wail the tar out of me. Dave ::)
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That sounds like my mother. It was what ever she could get her hands on at the time. LOL :o