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Title: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: GrayBeard on August 31, 2010, 02:20:43 pm

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human;  to forgive,  highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"  (Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

~~~GB~~~

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: GrayBeard on August 31, 2010, 02:23:37 pm
And MORE!


 
        Very eloquently put...........don't you think? 



Maxine on "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."..

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"   "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.
Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: julief on August 31, 2010, 02:35:14 pm
Maxine and I are sisters at heart.
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: Dawie on August 31, 2010, 02:37:30 pm
Great GB  :D ;D
David
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: Marcellarius on September 01, 2010, 07:25:27 am
that's funny, but how is maxine?
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: jimbo on September 01, 2010, 10:18:22 pm
The waking up with out aches is a scary one, I used to go to bed at night and ache all night, so went to physio for 3 months and the aches are gone but still a bit achey in the morn. so I must still be alive
and not in heaven
Jimbo
Title: Re: New and Old from "MAXINE"....
Post by: Russ C on September 02, 2010, 06:30:56 am
I see old Maxine is at it again. LOL  ::)