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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on August 21, 2010, 10:33:14 am
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me, Son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the
mass of people.
"First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, Son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after they are cleaned out!
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OK, It took me a few seconds to figure it out. :o
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I liked that one!! :D :D
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LMAO! I'm scared to death of sharks!
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having had this experience, it is funny now but not at the time....
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LOL, liked this one. I respect sharks greatly and try not to intrude on their territory, which is easy here where I live. Wher e I grew up there was sometimes a shark scare at the beach and you had to leave the water.
David
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LMAO! I'm scared to death of sharks!
Me too Janet! I saw JAWS when I was a wee lad, way back in the 70's in the theaters, and it was enough to keep me out of the ocean for LIFE!