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Title: Dr. Exam
Post by: daneklund on August 21, 2010, 09:34:15 am

After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in Good health... Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly. And then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said to her, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh, that crazy old fart!' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August."

(from Prairie Home Companion)

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: Russ C on August 21, 2010, 10:23:27 am

OMG,,,Twice a year,,,LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: GrayBeard on August 21, 2010, 10:29:54 am

That doesn't sound like the SENIORS I know!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: northie66 on August 21, 2010, 03:27:58 pm

hahaha!  funny stuff!

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: Dawie on August 21, 2010, 04:35:31 pm

LOL. :D ;D
David

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: termite on August 21, 2010, 11:06:15 pm

good one  i also like Prairie Home Companion

Title: Re: Dr. Exam
Post by: Russ C on August 23, 2010, 10:28:45 am

I hope that's not my wife and me when I get old.  :o  :o  :o