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Title: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Chase on August 17, 2010, 03:03:06 pm: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time,
cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn?t lie to you.

4. It?s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Submitted by Chase
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Dawie on August 17, 2010, 03:22:16 pm: ;)That will take some organizing. LOL.
David
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: GrayBeard on August 17, 2010, 03:23:16 pm: You got them right...

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Russ C on August 17, 2010, 03:26:09 pm: If my wife found out the other four, she would have me Neutered. LOL :o :o :o
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: dgman on August 17, 2010, 07:46:05 pm: I got that look again...Whats so funny Hunny?
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: GrayBeard on August 18, 2010, 11:16:20 am: Dan.....
I think it is time for you to get a "NetBook" for the shop so she isn't watching and listening when you chuckle all the tie!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Rightarm on August 18, 2010, 12:31:22 pm: Don't forget money! Dave 8)
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: northie66 on August 19, 2010, 06:57:31 pm: You better hope...

1. The one you married doesn't find out.
2. The one you married isn't ME!

Cuz if it is, you get this:
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: GrayBeard on August 19, 2010, 07:13:58 pm: Thanks Janet!

That was the best laugh I have had today!!!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Rightarm on August 20, 2010, 12:22:18 pm: OH BOY :o Dave
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Russ C on August 20, 2010, 12:39:36 pm: See, Now that's what I am talking about. That's what my wife would do to me. A Puerto Rican woman with a temper. LMAO :o :o :o
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: dgman on August 20, 2010, 06:37:47 pm: Geez Janet, I hope I never tic you off! :o
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: northie66 on August 21, 2010, 03:33:48 pm: Actually I tell my daughters that that's what's going to happen to any boy that makes a move on them. This past week my daughters were away at their cousin's house where I knew boys would be around, so I emailed them that picture and said "remember". ha!
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: GrayBeard on August 22, 2010, 12:51:41 am: Janet....I am sitting here with a catalog open looking at a new Tee shirt...

D.A.D.D.

"Dads Against Daughters Dating"

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: northie66 on August 23, 2010, 09:15:42 pm: I like this...

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm (http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm)
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: dgman on August 23, 2010, 10:17:18 pm: Janet, thats funny! Will you be using that when your girls are old enough, or will they ever be old enough to date? ::)
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: northie66 on August 25, 2010, 10:08:44 pm: I'll have to think about that dgman.
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Marcellarius on August 27, 2010, 04:52:22 pm: Quote from: Janet on August 23, 2010, 09:15:42 pm
I like this...

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm (http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm)

Great Janet,

I have 3 daughters and although one has a boyfreind, This document is now mandatory!! ;D

I also like the D.A.D.D. from GB.

I got to get me a new baseball bat behind the front door 8)
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: ChaplainRon on August 27, 2010, 07:30:59 pm: I always told my daughters they could date after they get married.

Ron
Title: Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
Post by: Russ C on August 28, 2010, 08:34:21 am: We have three daughters also. They have been married an gone for years. We also have four grandchildren. 8)