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Title: New Wal~Mart Greeter....
Post by: GrayBeard on August 17, 2010, 10:11:10 am
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wall-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

"Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late.
I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

''They usually said, "Good morning Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?""
Title: Re: New Wal~Mart Greeter....
Post by: Dawie on August 17, 2010, 11:49:22 am
LOL.
David
Title: Re: New Wal~Mart Greeter....
Post by: Rightarm on August 17, 2010, 12:04:23 pm
    I hate to admit it. But being a Deputy Chief for the Fire Dept. I kind of know the feeling. Dave ::)
Title: Re: New Wal~Mart Greeter....
Post by: Russ C on August 17, 2010, 03:27:24 pm
"Good morning Admiral" LOL.  ::)  ::)  ::)