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Title: Naked cowboy
Post by: Kepy on August 16, 2010, 05:52:14 pm

        Naked Cowboy

        A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a
        blond
        haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his
        gun
        and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

        As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
        like this?'

        The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......

        I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me
        to
        go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

        We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
        shirt...
        So I did.

        Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I
        did.

        Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I
        did.

        Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go
        to
        town cowboy.. '

        'And here I am.'

        Son of a Gun.  Blonde Men do exist

Title: Re: Naked cowboy
Post by: Russ C on August 16, 2010, 05:57:45 pm

Good one. LOL   :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Naked cowboy
Post by: GrayBeard on August 16, 2010, 09:12:38 pm

Glad I was only blonde until I was about 5 yrs. old and then it got dark brown!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Naked cowboy
Post by: daneklund on August 16, 2010, 11:36:07 pm

Haven't seen too many blond cowboys out here. 

Title: Re: Naked cowboy
Post by: Dawie on August 16, 2010, 11:51:22 pm

 ;D :D LOL. Liked it a lot.
David