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Title: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: GrayBeard on August 16, 2010, 02:21:36 am

A
husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf.....
 
Unfortunately,
the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband
cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and
knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When
they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch
asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'


'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the husband
replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to
thank you... You see , I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that
bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if
you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow,
that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least
I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now
you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said.
'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's
your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that
bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,
my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked
at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?'
 
 
She
mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?'

'You know I love you sweetheart,' said
the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
 
 
 
So
the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly
into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

NO KIDDING.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and you both still
believe in genies?'

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: Dawie on August 16, 2010, 06:51:42 am

 :D ;ROFL my tummy hurts GB. Another great on. Thanks.
David

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: dgman on August 16, 2010, 10:27:18 pm

I got that look from my wife, Whats so funny hunny? ;D
Good one GB!

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: Russ C on August 17, 2010, 09:47:31 am

I think I would be more upset about not getting my wish. LOL  ::)   ::)   ::)

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 17, 2010, 09:57:28 am

Both me and the bird laughted at that one.

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: termite on August 17, 2010, 11:14:31 am

keep it up GrayBeard. to make my days brighter i check this site morning & evening.
 that way i'm grinning coming & going. thanks

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: Rightarm on August 17, 2010, 12:08:21 pm

    Ah another great one from the great one! Dave 8)

Title: Re: The Golfers and the Genie ! ! !
Post by: boxmaker on August 17, 2010, 07:52:11 pm

OMG I never saw that coming, good one Graybeard.

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