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Title: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Wandascroller on August 08, 2010, 06:49:05 am
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on
> a long flight.
>
> The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
> get one over on them easy.
>
> So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
>
> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
> declines and tries to catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. 
> I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
> me only $5.  Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the
> answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
>
> This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer
> quiet, he agrees to play the game.
>
> The lawyer asks the first question.  'What's the distance
> from the Earth to the Moon?'
>
> The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket,
> pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
>
> Now it's the senior's turn.  He asks the lawyer, 'What goes
> up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
>
> The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he can
> find on the Net.
>
> He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no
> avail.  After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
>
> He wakes the senior and hands him $500.  The senior pockets
> the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
>
> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.  He wakes
> the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three
> legs and comes down with four?'
>
> The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, and
> goes back to sleep.
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Dawie on August 08, 2010, 06:55:22 am
Absolutely fantastic!! ;D Still laughing.
David
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Marcellarius on August 08, 2010, 08:06:49 am
GREAT!! LOL  :D ;D :D

Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Russ C on August 08, 2010, 09:28:45 am
LMAO. Next question,,,,,,LOL  8)
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: GrayBeard on August 08, 2010, 12:15:39 pm
WE keep telling you....DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!!!

***GB***
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 08, 2010, 02:48:55 pm
MADE MY DAY!!!
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: dgman on August 08, 2010, 03:01:56 pm
Just goes to show how ignorant Lawyers can be! ;D
Good one Barbara!
Title: Re: The Lawyer & the Senior Citizen
Post by: Lakelad on August 08, 2010, 04:37:10 pm
Barbara thanks for the laugh, a great one.
Gary