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Title: A Fast Drinker!
Post by: GrayBeard on August 07, 2010, 10:43:30 am
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this fast drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "About a dollar and a half!"

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: A Fast Drinker!
Post by: dgman on August 07, 2010, 11:42:41 am
Good one GrayBeard!
Title: Re: A Fast Drinker!
Post by: Marcellarius on August 07, 2010, 11:43:56 am
great one GB,

cheap and smart drinking 8)
Title: Re: A Fast Drinker!
Post by: Dawie on August 07, 2010, 12:13:26 pm
 ;DHope he had a good pair of legs too. LOL.
David
Title: Re: A Fast Drinker!
Post by: Rightarm on August 08, 2010, 01:18:32 am
    I might try that! Dave 8)